MORGANFREEMAN & CHRISWALKEN

i got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. i did the same thing to gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks. no, this is mount everest. you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time. but i guess you can't now, being dead and all. i now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. you're talking to me all wrong... it's the wrong tone. you do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. hey, tell me, does your mother sew? boom. get her to sew that! selina! selina kyle, you're fired! and bruce wayne, why are you dressed up like batman? circumstances have taught me that a man's ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave. i thought about you every time i jerked off, dickhead. multiply your anger by about a hundred, kate, that's how much he thinks he loves you. two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. the first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. the second mouse, wouldn't quit. he struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. gentlemen, as of this moment, i am that second mouse. you measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you. you know why the yankees always win, frank? it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes.

what do you want me to say, that i'm sorry? that i apologize? well, people in hell want ice water, pal. boxing is about respect. getting it for yourself, and taking it away from the other guy. well, what is it today? more spelunking? mister wayne, if you don't want to tell me exactly what you're doing, when i'm asked, i don't have to lie. but don't think of me as an idiot. the man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks. let me tell you something my friend. hope is a dangerous thing. hope can drive a man insane. this is america, babe, you gotta think big to be big. cities fall but they are rebuilt. heroes die but they are remembered. i don't think they tried to market it to the billionaire, spelunking, base-jumping crowd. bruce... i'm god. i'm neglecting my other guests. enjoy yourself, you'll find the young ladies stimulating company. did you hear about the happy roman? he was "glad he ate her."