JIMCARREY & JOHNNYDEPP

alrighty then look ma i'm road kill forget about it" is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "raquel welch is one great piece of ass. forget about it!" but then, if you disagree, like "a lincoln is better than a cadillac? forget about it!" you know? but then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, "minghia! those peppers! forget about it!" we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... we're not sheep! me? i'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly. it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. we are very much alike, you and i, i and you... us. what? no. we can't stop here. this is bat country. here she comes to wreck the day. a drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. but no one should be asked to handle this trip. holy jesus. what are these goddamn animals? look at that, it's exactly three seconds before i honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.

well, then, i confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. your entrance was good, his was better. we got no food we got no money and our pets heads are falling off! haaaaaaarry. good morning, oh in case i don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. brain freeze. hey, maybe i will give you a call sometime. your number still 911? kinda hot in these rhinos. excuse me, i'd like to ass you a few questions. i just heard about evans new position,good luck to you evan backstabber, bastard, i mean baxter. we're going for a ride on the information super highway. it's because i'm green isn't it! do you like my meadow? try some of my grass! please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!